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There's An Invisible Blue Duck!

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Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-20 03:40:28


At 3/20/09 01:14 AM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: So where is it's friend, the invisible pink unicorn?

Ask Stamper.

Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-20 04:16:13


Lay birdseed on the ground then get in the box and watch for the seeds to start disappearing. When that happens put the box back in your inventory then pull out your famas. Equip the infrared goggles so you can see the duck to make sure you hit it. By the way, if its invisible, how do you know its blue?


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Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-20 04:57:46


At 3/20/09 12:31 AM, Mark618 wrote: you should stop smoking salvia. shit fucks wit your head

Never! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

At 3/19/09 11:33 PM, DudeGoofyGuy wrote: I'm enjoying The-Great-One's posts, they're better than some of the spam we get, and most of his stuff isn't spam.

Thank You. I am a highly "intelligent" person.

At 3/19/09 10:26 PM, Jakehinojo wrote:
if its invisible, how do you know its blue...

I can see invisible things. It's a superpower. I'm a superhero like that.

At 3/20/09 04:16 AM, Crue wrote: Lay birdseed on the ground then get in the box and watch for the seeds to start disappearing. When that happens put the box back in your inventory then pull out your famas. Equip the infrared goggles so you can see the duck to make sure you hit it. By the way, if its invisible, how do you know its blue?

I'm a superhero! Also that would never work. Infrared goggles can't see invisible.

You are all useless in trying to help me kill the invisible blue duck! Nobody has offered up any real helpful advice. I'm just going to have to turn to someone else to help me. Shame on you psychopaths, shame on you all.

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Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-20 06:07:13


wasn't there an invisible blue duck on that one episode of billy and mandy.......... oh it constantly made fart noises...


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Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-20 06:21:18


At 3/20/09 04:16 AM, Crue wrote: Lay birdseed on the ground then get in the box and watch for the seeds to start disappearing. When that happens put the box back in your inventory then pull out your famas. Equip the infrared goggles so you can see the duck to make sure you hit it. By the way, if its invisible, how do you know its blue?

Breadcrumbs you want to say, that works a lot better on a duck. If you swing away with something sufficiently large, you are bound to hit something anyway, with or without goggles.
But since his superpowers allow him to see it, the invisibility is no longer a problem.


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Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-20 06:23:48


Don't worry, the Invisible Pink Unicorn will protect you... but only if you believe in him enough!


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Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-20 08:05:58


Cat duck does not give a fuck.


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Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-20 08:09:05


Get your super scope and fire your lazer if you miss kill the dog...


QuitConstants a n00b!

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Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-20 08:14:20


How do you know it is blue and an duck?


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Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-20 17:13:17


At 3/20/09 08:20 AM, Cybersief wrote: Get off the shrooms.

The shrooms help me cope.

Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-20 17:57:46


Wow I say stand still and let the duck take you.

Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-20 18:00:28


Use an invisible gun to take it out.

Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-20 18:01:25


Once you reach a power level of over 9000
you will be able to /r/ "Scroll of Lazar"
And learn to Shoop-da-whoop.
Then use some thermal goggles and CHARGE YOUR LAZER

There's An Invisible Blue Duck!

Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-20 18:08:35


Did someone mention having an invisible red duck hunting down the invisible blue duck?

Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-20 18:33:42


Ask the duck if he wants a joint. Then pull out a bag of shrooms so he jumps out the window. If that won't work, Ask a mod to ban the duck from following You.

If that doesn't work..................THEN WHO YOU GONNA CALL?
GHOST BUSTERS.


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Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-20 18:41:13


OH SHIT THERE'S A FUCKING BLACK HOLE IN THE FUCKING BOX

There's An Invisible Blue Duck!

Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-20 18:41:59


LOLOL EPICK THRED OMHOMGMOMGGM

Fuck you.


I WANT TO FUCK ON THE FLOOR AND BREAK SHIT

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Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-20 18:43:13


ok here is the plan.....

There's An Invisible Blue Duck!

Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-20 18:53:03


Now you're thinking with portals

There's An Invisible Blue Duck!


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Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-20 18:57:10


Get Bluehippo, fight blue with blue

Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-20 18:59:55


At 3/19/09 09:56 PM, The-Great-One wrote:
At 3/19/09 09:52 PM, igott wrote: Duck shoot, motherfucker.
I tried that, but it didn't work.

That dog always laughs at me. :(

Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-20 19:20:03


Pretend he isn't there, and maybe he'll leave you alone. I'll bet it wouldn't be that hard.


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Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-20 21:03:38


At 3/20/09 06:43 PM, Jackho wrote: ok here is the plan.....

Your logic seems possible, but will it work?

At 3/20/09 06:53 PM, dx5231 wrote: Now you're thinking with portals

That seems like the best possible solution. Trap the duck in the box! Simply BRILLIANT!

Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-20 21:18:29


kill it lol.


Check da rools or watever, b niec. It should say always b a tough guy.

Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-20 21:20:24


Some ones been watching a bit too much billy and mandy.


Hey, ass hole, apples?

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Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-20 21:25:48


At 3/20/09 09:20 PM, awsome-o123 wrote: Some ones been watching a bit too much billy and mandy.

Billy and Mandy sucks we all know it. Now how do I get rid of this damn DUCK!?
He already bit off my ear!

Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-20 21:26:37


if its invisible how do you know its blue


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Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-20 21:30:19


At 3/20/09 09:26 PM, deathofghosts wrote: if its invisible how do you know its blue

I'll ask the questions around here Mr. Poppywelly. Just tell me how to kill the duck and everything will be Happy Happy Joy Soy Sauce!

Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-20 21:33:02


Challenge it to Mortal Kombat?

So... I see the duck is content to let you go on the internets while it attempts to kill you.

Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-20 21:35:39


At 3/20/09 09:33 PM, dajudge wrote: Challenge it to Mortal Kombat?

So... I see the duck is content to let you go on the internets while it attempts to kill you.

He finds humanity hilarious and stupid. As for challenging it to Mortal Kombat, would there be a difference if I challenged it to a game of Street Fighter?

waits for Poozy to advertise his Street Fighter thread while at the same time locking this one.